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These 16 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country: #16 You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one…
Top 10 (well, 16) police comments when handing…
When you harass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down. Share This…
harras a boy
Yup, I’m going to torture you all with another cruel, obnoxious Mr McLaughlin joke which I only remembered (or improvised upon, whichever) with the…
Noooo… It’s another Joke!! Run for Cover
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, When I…
Sipping Vodka
O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to…
O’Toole
Don Imus Fired by CBS Over Radio Scandal Posted in Scandal on April 14th, 2007 with No Comments » …But in spite of the protests, there are still many…
Don Imus Fired by CBS Over Radio Scandal
It’s very funny, I dont know where it comes from… ===================================== Dear Tech…
Wife 1.0
Memory problems are my curse. In fact, I have the worst memory ever. No matter who comes up to me, they just say…I can’t believe that you don’t…
My Memory is So Bad…
What do you call a fish with 2 knees? A TWO-KNEE fish!…
Michael Allen’s Joke of the Day
Okay. If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? Yeah…They never mention that part to us, do they?…
Hero Humor
Home From Texas Links, Y’all Alright, that’s it. I have been harassed, haranguged and generally discriminated against for decades, but it is not my…
Home From Texas Links, Y’all
The United States is the land of my birth The strongest and wealthiest country on earth. But the states aren’t all equal, I’m sorry to say…..
Wisconsin
JOKES GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE Jokes Guaranteed To Offend Someone Some are a bit risky….but I bet you will laugh!! At some level I know you are…
jokes guaranted to offend someone
First.. thanks again Chris.. you are the best .. **************************************** A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with…
Friday Funnies
Beauty amp; brain Posted by manic on April 13th, 2007 A Man goes to heaven after death. He gets to meet God and asks Him if he can ask a few…
Beauty brain
Customer Support from Ampd discusses Ann Coulter Filed under: dead baby jokes, adult humor, daily…
Customer Support from Ampd discusses Ann…
Stranger, But Almost True! Friday, April 13th, 2007 no responses “Here’s The Thing Two!” I’m often…
Stranger, But Almost True!
Classified Ad from local newspaper: 06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000, $10,000 This bike is perfect! It has only 1,000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer…
Bike For Sale
Airport Crawling April 13th, 2007 Inspired by a young child, Nalts kills time at the Dallas airport by crawling past random people. What else can you…
Airport Crawling
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose…
Medical
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word…
Supid Computer User
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. Hey, what’s up with you?, he asked. Oh, its…
Personal secretary
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between Potentiality and reality ? Dad: I will show you Dad turns to his wife and asks…
Potentiality and reality Must Read
The mainstream media is a joke. Don’t believe the hype
The mainstream media is a joke. Don’t believe…
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived…
Catching A Gorilla
Introducing “The Mint” - New Track and Bio (Audio) April 13, 2007 at 5:01 am | In videos graciosos, short jokes, joke | No Comments We all about…
Introducing âThe Mintâ New Track and Bio (Au…
A girl I used to date got mad at me the other day…screaming mad, started throwing things at me and…
I’m going to make up one joke a week for your…
The Doggy JokeOnce there was a dog. This dog was trying to jump over a fence. But the dog just couldn’t make it. The dog finally fell, landed on his…
Funniest Joke Ever!
Got this from my buddy JB, an old fraternity brother from college. Go to http://maps.google.comClick on get directions on the top center.On the left…
Google Maps
Sharpton and Jackson Gets Head of Imus Posted in Scandal on April 13th, 2007 with No Comments » After a week of unrelenting controversy over Don Imus’…
Sharpton and Jackson Gets Head of Imus
