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Hi all, As of the end of September, Sick Twisted Jokes will no longer be on the About.com network. I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for visiting over the years. It’s been a great seven and… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Top Jokes — Jokes for the Week, September 20
Kick Ass Links — We’ve said it before but we’ll say it again. Punchbaby rocks! They have new many new video clips each week, with sometimes cruel, sometimes bizarre, sometimes outrageous commentary on each clip. By far the best site… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Punchbaby.com
We kick off the week with a political joke (because there just is not enough politics in the media at this time of an election year.) But don’t worry, we move swiftly along to the usual goofy stuff.More: See all… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Jokes for the Week - September 13
A bunch of good clips this week. Includes the skiing Ostrich showing off his skills that I neglected to actually put up last time. Also, an excellent one a fool hurting himself while trying to film himself doing karate –… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: New Clips for the Week
In honor of the back-to-school season, this week we have a collection of jokes featuring the infamous Little Johnny and his antics in the classroom.More: See all previous week’s jokes More: Visit the sick jokes archives More: Sick James McGreevery… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Jokes for the Week - September 6
Funny cartoon from jibjab.com featuring Bush and Kerry blasting each other. It’s been circulating for a while, so can almost be considered a classic at this point. One’s a liberal weiner, the other a right wing nutjob. See if you… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: This Land is Your Land
Well, one sporting event ends and another begins, so we’ll keep rolling with the sports jokes. The US Open is starting, so here are a few tennis jokes. (OK, they have almost nothing to do with tennis, but tennis isn’t… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Jokes for the Week - August 30
Kick Ass Links — A week or so out of date, but worth reading. Classic Letterman top ten. Good stuff which luckily didn’t turn out to be true…. Visit the site…Previous Links: Get Your Jesus Off MY Penis; Molvania: A… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Top Ten Signs Athens Isn’t Ready For The Olympics
For the final Olympics week, we have all Olympics jokes this week, starting off with a couple of good doping jokes. Enjoy the games and the humor.More: See all previous week’s jokes More: Visit the sick jokes archives More: Sick… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Jokes for the Week - August 23
The Olympics are now in full swing. Two weeks of sitting inside on beautiful sunny days and cheering on your own country in a wholly acceptable frenzy of nationalism.However, watching people win can be dull. Watching them do something stupid,… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Olympics Video Clips
Continuing the Olympics and sporting theme, we have a couple more olympics jokes this week, a Tiger Woods joke (since poor old Tiger didn’t do very well yet again in a major) and we end up the week with a… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Jokes for the Week - August 16
Kick Ass Links — Very funny song and video by eric schwartz where he attempts to persuade the the religious right to stay out of his bedroom (so to speak), in a funny but not-too-subtle manner. Visit the site…Previous Links:… Published by sickjokesContinue reading: Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password! Published by Jokes - jokes4all.net!Continue reading: To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root …
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface […]
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb […]
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Published by Jokes - jokes4all.net!Continue reading: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? …
A young lawyer who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home totally elated. "Dad, listen, you aren’t going to believe this," he said to his father. "I’ve finally settled that old Whitmore suit." "Settled it!" bellowed his father. "You bumbling idiot! We’ve been living off of that money […]
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room […]
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins. Published by Jokes - jokes4all.net!Continue reading: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. …
A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?" Published by Jokes - jokes4all.net!Continue […]
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" […]
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? 1) So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.2) So they wouldn’t stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block. Published by Jokes - jokes4all.net!Continue reading: Why were men given larger brains […]
Check these out…2 very cool videos I found: A farmer and his cow - This farmer is getting a little too close to his cow for comfort. http://www.agilous.com/view/Videos/Funny/Extremely-Funny-Comic-Act#video Slow Motion Racing - Great video with s… Published by eco_man ltadmin@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gtContinue reading: Extremely Funny - A farmer and his cow - Slow Motion […]
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Would you prefer to be with someone who can consistently make you laugh heartily or someone who wear fancy clothes and talk in a peculiar way? (Or maybe both?) Psychological studies have shown that during an initial contact, its psychologically impos… Published by dvuyvfbclpmy@[EMAIL PROTECTED]Continue reading: The Power Of Humor
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I found this good joke website at http://www.jokesgalore.com/members/show.php?flag=2cat=alluid=14749 Published by Angela ltjohn@[EMAIL PROTECTED] gtContinue reading: Joke site
Pieter Georgeopoulis wrote: Hoodia….the Youve seen the history of it on the NBC Today show. Youve seen the TV info-mercials, and youve seen their prices. […]